Revelation of John, Chapter X, vv. 1-7
I heard about this guy who thought he was real hot shit. He had a nice third-floor walk-up (as nice as you could expect) from which he came one day. He was dress nattily, healthy tanned, wearing some exotic sneakers that seemed Japanese in origin. He set down his right foot on the sidewalk and left his left foot on his stoop. He stood there, and lifted up to the sky his hand, and he cursed out loud. Loud. And then he asked, Is this it? He put his iPhone earbuds in his ears tapping to the seventh track of the most recent Yeasayer album. Life is weird, sometimes.
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